sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom”
honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed