breakinq:

following back tons♡

(Source: go-fucker)

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breakinq:

following back tons♡

(Source: go-fucker)

theyellowbrickroad:

sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via pizza)

exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

(Source: exactable, via retiredjesus)

radicaljocy:

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

(via retiredjesus)

johndarnielle:

saladinahmed:

So apparently, this is a thing: Greenscreen-clad workers who secretly flip models’ hair during shampoo commercials. (via @makingofs on twitter)

if they would leave the mummy in the commercial I would be 200% more likely to purchase the product

(via pizza)

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johndarnielle:

saladinahmed:

So apparently, this is a thing: Greenscreen-clad workers who secretly flip models’ hair during shampoo commercials. (via @makingofs on twitter)

if they would leave the mummy in the commercial I would be 200% more likely to purchase the product

(via pizza)

ugly:

on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid

(Source: ugly, via cravings)

breakinq:

following back tons♡

(Source: abigailhourigan)

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breakinq:

following back tons♡

(Source: abigailhourigan)

perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here